WELCOME TO ALL THAT

He’s my pop-cultured brother
from a different mother
and father, my
transatlantic Nordic God
of all things relevant
to our mutual development
as well-informed adult
 homosexual men.
He’s my politically-informed
citizen of the world,
left of left of left of center,
more qualified to serve
than my own state’s senator,
crushing any fears
that I’m the only one to have
mmmboped myself to sleep
next to pillows that,
in the glow of high definition television screens,
smell like the golden boy of
the golden age of boybands.
He’s my entertainment weekly,
my rolling stone,
my paparazzi partner, us,
the handsome leads
hiding in Hollywood-suburbia bushes
if time and geography
had made us neighbors,
surely best friends
waiting past sundown,
screaming like girls
for a glimpse of the latest
Prince of California.

© Bryan Borland

FAG/HAG SERIES: FREUDIAN TONGUE

Lately she’s been misspeaking,
mother instead of matter,
milk instead of tea.
Yesterday she admitted
to having a new fetus
instead of the fetish she intended,
which is a ravenous interest
in twenty four year olds.
When gay men come out
later in life,
they often experience
a second adolescence,
as they never had a first.
It’s the same, really, for her.
She buys sexy lingerie,
shakes out her luminous hair
and prowls,
thirty-one divided by two
is the new fifteen and a half.
The cougar by moon,
in sparsely furnished apartments
or short drives to different zip codes,
is by day, by Freud,
calling to invite me to a pregnancy
instead of a picnic.
She just laughs at her oral
slips and fucks.
Her biological clock is ticking
like the girl’s got Tourette’s.

© Bryan Borland

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